It has been rumored that a competition to increase humanoid collection has been proclaimed at the “Specola” Museum in Florence, Italy. In front of the door of the prestigious, century old institution, in order to be admitted in the first selection, lined up among the others are: footballers, tattooed and coiffed like retired mohicans; disappointed candidates for the provincial title of master chef with pots and pans; conductors of evening political entertainment programs that have not yet retired; secretaries, not elected in the elections, of parties without representatives in parliamentary seats. The task of the dispersal agents appears hard!